七夕搞笑说说精选(16条) - A Touch of Humor for Our LXS Community

Note to Readers: As we all know, life as an international student can be filled with ups and downs. To help lighten the mood around the festive period of Qixi (Chinese Valentine’s Day), we’ve compiled a list of humorous posts. Whether you’re single or taken, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Let’s dive in!

Table of Contents

• Joke #1: The Unlikely Date
• Joke #2: The Distance Relationship
• Joke #3: The Single Life
• Joke #4: The Perfect Gift
• Joke #5: The Unexpected Matchmaker
• Joke #6: The Technological Love Story
• Joke #7: The Long-Distance Surprise
• Joke #8: The Misunderstood Proposal
• Joke #9: The Unusual Date Idea
• Joke #10: The Academic Love Affair
• Joke #11: The Campus Romance
• Joke #12: The Library Encounter
• Joke #13: The Dormitory Dilemma
• Joke #14: The Virtual Date
• Joke #15: The International Love Connection
• Joke #16: The Self-Reflection

Joke #1: The Unlikely Date

So, I finally got the courage to ask out the girl I’ve been crushing on for months. She said yes! We decided to meet up on Qixi. But when she showed up with her pet hamster named “Studmuffin,” I knew this was going to be an interesting night. Who knew my date would come with furry company? #UnexpectedGuests

Joke #2: The Distance Relationship

Being in a long-distance relationship is tough, especially during Qixi. My girlfriend and I decided to celebrate by having a virtual dinner. It was going well until the Wi-Fi went out and I ended up eating alone while talking to my fork. #TechFail

Joke #3: The Single Life

Single and ready to mingle? Not me. On Qixi, I decided to treat myself to a fancy dinner at a nice restaurant. I ordered the chef’s special and a bottle of wine. Halfway through, I realized I was having a better time than most couples there. #SelfLove

Joke #4: The Perfect Gift

I spent weeks trying to find the perfect Qixi gift for my significant other. After much deliberation, I settled on a personalized mug that says “World’s Best Partner.” Little did I know, they got me the exact same gift. We both laughed so hard, we forgot to drink our coffee. #MatchingGifts

Joke #5: The Unexpected Matchmaker

I never thought my roommate would become my matchmaker. He set me up on a blind date with his cousin who lives in another country. We decided to do a video call on Qixi. It started off awkward but ended with us planning a trip together. #RoommateGoals

Joke #6: The Technological Love Story

In today’s digital age, love can blossom in unexpected places. I met my partner on a study app where we were paired to practice language skills. Our first “date” was a two-hour conversation about the best way to cook ramen. #TechRomance

Joke #7: The Long-Distance Surprise

Long-distance relationships require creativity. For Qixi, I planned a surprise visit to my partner’s city. I arrived at their doorstep with balloons and flowers, only to find them in pajamas playing video games. We ended up having the best night in. #SurpriseVisits

Joke #8: The Misunderstood Proposal

I wanted to make Qixi special by proposing to my girlfriend. I planned a romantic dinner and rehearsed my speech. When I got down on one knee, she thought I was tying my shoelaces and kept talking about her day. It took a few seconds before she realized what was happening. #AlmostAMoment

Joke #9: The Unusual Date Idea

Qixi calls for something unique. So, I took my date to a pottery-making class. We thought it would be romantic, but we ended up covered in clay and laughing uncontrollably. Our masterpiece? A lopsided vase that now sits proudly on our mantelpiece. #CraftyDates

Joke #10: The Academic Love Affair

As international students, we spend a lot of time studying. On Qixi, my partner and I decided to take a break from our textbooks and have a picnic in the library courtyard. It was peaceful until a group of students started a flash mob right next to us. #StudyBreaks

Joke #11: The Campus Romance

Walking to class on Qixi, I saw a couple sitting under a tree, holding hands and studying together. I thought, “How sweet!” Then I realized it was my professor and his wife. Talk about campus romance! #AcademicLove

Joke #12: The Library Encounter

I met my partner in the library during finals week. We bonded over our shared love for procrastination and coffee. Our first date was a study session where we ended up teaching each other how to solve calculus problems. #LibraryLove

Joke #13: The Dormitory Dilemma

Living in dorms means sharing everything, including personal space. On Qixi, my roommate and I decided to host a mini-party. It was a disaster when we realized we only had enough snacks for one person. #DormLife

Joke #14: The Virtual Date

With the pandemic, virtual dates have become the norm. On Qixi, my partner and I decided to have a virtual cooking challenge. We both tried making the same dish and ended up burning it. At least we had a good laugh and ordered takeout instead. #VirtualCooking

Joke #15: The International Love Connection

Being an international student has its perks, like meeting people from different cultures. On Qixi, I went on a date with someone from another country. We tried to communicate in broken English and ended up learning new phrases. #CulturalExchange

Joke #16: The Self-Reflection

Single on Qixi? No problem. I decided to reflect on my past relationships and realized that the best relationship I have is with myself. I treated myself to a spa day and a movie marathon. Sometimes, self-love is the best kind of love. #MeTime

Whether you’re in a relationship or not, remember that laughter is the best medicine. These jokes are just a reminder to enjoy the little moments and keep things light-hearted. Happy Qixi to all our readers at LXS!